You remember in Troye’s karma’s a b*tch video where he imitates the dying cockroach with the weird arm movements? Yeah, I just saw the home and away ad with the fault in our stars playing in the background and can you guess what I did? Of course I imitated Troyes imitation of the dying cockroach. How does this relate? No clue. And I just realised that I should probably start a fangirls’ rant book where troyler shippers send their fangirl rants to me via tumblr so I can post them on my wattpad and then I should just shut up now shouldn’t I?

I’m done.